Deserving Of A Face Punch
Posted by keelynet on January 16, 2009
I detest people who are so starved for attention, that they inflict their need on others just going about the business of life. There is a pop song in Mexico called ‘Mirame’, which means ‘Look at Me’…
Some are equally obnoxious by talking loud, forced laughter, wild hair colors or dress, not just for parties and special occasions which is perfectly fine…but all the time and everywhere they go trying to get people to pay attention to them.
In Texas we say ‘all hat and no cattle’ which applies to these losers.
“Socially responsible reasons to punch someone in the face. Every day, a new reason. 75 entries, so far. It’s kind of like a modern day Everett True, except he doesn’t have actual physical outbursts. For example, here’s #64: The Self-Important Bluetooth Guy. Hey there buddy, I see you got one of those fancy cyborg ear attachments for your cell phone, you must be pretty important? No? Oh, of course you’re not, you’re not even on the phone right now, instead your just walking around with a blinking light in your ear like a metro-sexual robot. Honestly, unless you’re police dispatch, or air traffic control, there is no way you’re getting enough calls to justify sporting that glorified techno-earring 24/7. So do us all a favor take that “thing” out of your ear and rejoin regular society. Otherwise, it’s open season, and our fist-to-face connection is one call that always goes through. Can you hear us now?” – Source
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